Back in 2021 when the pandemic was if full tilt boogie, la casa de satanas decided that a streaming valentines edition was apropos. The original event was live streamed, in REAL TIME and aired live on 0ÑL>-F@ns. Through the magic of screen capture, we have recoverd this footage and invite you to watch again, or for the first time, our webinar, how to terrorize your ex. We are offering a sliding scale price, please choose what's best for you, tickets are limited however. If you would like to participate in the arts and crafts section of the video, please bring the following:
A trash bag (as a work surface)
A pig or veal heart (available from a non-white grocery store)
Glitter
Some twine or rope, heavy enough to support the weight of the heart
Some thin branches/sticks to stab into the heart
Red food coloring (optional)
Scissors or a sharpish knife
Any other objects you would like to stab into the heart
No byob, sorry.
Cheers, happy vday... revenge is best served cold