IMPORTANT: EXTRA EXTREME EXPERIENCE NIGHTS ARE OCT. 31 AND CLOSING NIGHT, NOV. 4. Haunt Industry Only Night is Nov. 1
HaHaHAHAAAAha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahahahahah, Ur Fucking Hysterical.
This Haunted house is no joke, yeah, there's a safe word and a waiver. Thats because it’s fully Immersive and you will be touched, exposed to grimy gross things, get dirty, maybe wear a helmet, be exposed to very graphic adult content and did i mention TRIGGERS...gasp. This is not a "safe space" and we are in no way responsible for YOUR FRAGILITY or your dry-cleaning, so no belly achers. Now that you've been warned, the fun stuff: this year we are pleased to be performing at Coprosperity, a fantastic arts organization that somehow puts up with our wild and chaotic events and has an epically creepy basement. “Ur Fucking Hysterical” clowns hard. In the ten years La Casa de Santana’s has been running, not once have we clowned. Time to laugh til you cry baby. Join our cult, let your womb wander, heal from healing and cleanse your soul in the bath water of our twisted minds. You are getting sleepy…very sleepy…as I count backwards from 10 you will sink deeper and deeper…WAKE UP! Tickets are limited, not the year to miss it!
